The bro: When I wake up my face hurts.
(Understandably as he had surgery a few weeks back. I sympathize.)
Me: I’m sorry bro. I woke up last night because my uterus hurts.
The bro: (frowns) I didn’t want to know that.
Me: … it actually still really hurts.
The bro: tmi! TMI!!!
He didn’t have anything to complain about after that.
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