So my friend Paige asked me today,
So, uh, what’s up with fancy nancy pants?
Um, it’s just my blog.
Oh yeah, well I think it’s cool, and I like it (with her hand over her heart so you know it was sincere), but… what’s it all about??
(shoulder shrug) I don’t know. It’s just awesome.
Oh okay. (understanding shrug). Cool.
And it’s true. I don’t know what this is about. I have a lot of cool, useful, and also completely unimportant things to say. So this is basically just a place for me to vomit all that crazy stuff that goes on in my head and then let everyone in the world critique it. It seemed like a good idea before I wrote that last sentence…
Don’t be all expecting me to understand what’s going on here! I don’t know!
I just know that these are not my pants.
Which also doesn’t really make sense (unless you’re me, which you’re not, unless you’re me reading this now in which case, Hello lovely. You’re looking great, as always!), but it’s cool and you just received 100 Awesomeness Points Gorgeous. So don’t worry about it.
I got this.
Whatever this turns out to be…
(How do you do a mischievous smiley emoticon?? <–insert here.)